I had a date for coffee with the cowboy and he called me at 2:20 to cancel our 2:30 date. He didn't feel well, the big sissy. I am a single mother, by the way, and I already had a sitter and was waiting in Starbucks for some jerk with a Stetson to show up. When I am in charge of the world, all cowboys will die. Bunch of sissies.

Boy, am I in a bad mood.

I am eating hummus and pretzels for breakfast. Making a list of people I hate.

Having a hard day. I wish my ex would get run over by a car.